Arhivă pentru Ianuarie, 2011

Sustin Brasovul!

Posted: Ianuarie 30, 2011 in Fără categorie

Nu la fotbal, hanbal sau rugby. Il sustin pentru a fi capitala verde a Romaniei! Brasovul spre deosebire de orice alt oras din Romania are acel aer de „curat” si parca este pararel de orice tine de un oras aglomerat si poluare.  Sunt de parere ca merita sa castige, nu numai pentru reuseste sa fie un model pentru restul tarii, dar in mod special pentru ca ne arata tuturor ca si la noi se poate!

Poti sa iti alegi si tu orasul care crezi ca trebuie sa fie ales ” Orasul verde al Romaniei”.

Anunțuri

Down on me by 50 Cent WTF EDITION

Posted: Ianuarie 25, 2011 in muzica
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M-am gandit daca sa pun asta pe blog. Nu ma gandeam pentru ca eram indecis, ma gandeam ca nu stiam ce o sa scriu deasupra ei si ca ar arata urat sa fie postat filmul fara nici un pic de descriere. Dar uite ca practic nu am zis nimic si am reusit sa scriu ceva.

In alta ordine de idei, la 1:19 se schimba discul. Daca vreti si aveti rabdarea necesara, uitati-va de la inceput s-ar putea chiar sa va placa.

Vedeti bine?

Posted: Ianuarie 22, 2011 in Fără categorie
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Daca vedeti chiar asa de bine, cititi ce scrie mai jos:

Nu intelegi? Incearca sa-ti inchizi ochii dar doar cat sa poti vedea un pic… apoi citeste din nou.

Nu am spus-o eu, voi ati dovedit-o…

Jessie J – Do it like a dude

Posted: Ianuarie 20, 2011 in muzica
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La o mie patru ani de la aparitia melodiei, o postez si eu. A fost facuta initial pentru Rihanna dar tipa asta Jessie J si-a sucit gandurile si s-a gandit ca ar fi mai bine sa o cante tot ea. Nu stiu cum era mai bine in orice caz suna… discutabil. Ma rog, e arta moderna. Ori va place ori nu va place. Mie, de exemplu, nu stiu daca imi place. Desi nu pot zice ca o displac. Oricum, vedeti si voi… daca prezentati simtome de gripa, sarcina sau atac de cord opriti-va.

I Just Had Sex! Feat. Akon

Posted: Ianuarie 13, 2011 in Fără categorie
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[Lonely Island]
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
in this world

[Akon]
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island

[Lonely Island]
You don’t know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing

[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I’ll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

[Andy Samberg]

Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out’ the meanest

[Jorma]

You’ll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex
‘Meant my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

[Andy Samberg]

Oh hey, didn’t see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

[Jorma]

Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing

[Andy Samberg]

Nice of any girl ever

[Jorma]

Now sing

[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world

[Andy Samberg]

To be honest
I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it

[Jorma]

Doesn’t really make sense

[Andy Samberg]

But man, screw it

[Jorma]

I ain’t one to argue with a good thing

[Andy Samberg]

She could be my wife

[Jorma]

That good?

[Andy Samberg]

The best 30 seconds of my life

[Jorma]

I’m so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

[Andy Samberg]

Cuz honestly I’d have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin’ girl’s better

[Jorma]

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

[Akon]

So this one’s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you’re near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you

[Jorma]

She kept looking at her watch

[Akon]

Doesn’t matter, I had sex

[Andy Samberg]

But I cried the whole time

[Akon]

Doesn’t matter, I had sex

[Jorma]

I think she might have been a racist

[Akon]

Doesn’t matter, I had sex

[Andy Samberg]

She put a bag on my head

[Akon]

Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you’re qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I’ll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Leapsa

Posted: Ianuarie 10, 2011 in Fără categorie

Mersi Ade pentru ea, o dau si eu mai departe cui doreste.

Pentru ca este in engleza, voi raspunde in engleza.

1.Yourself? Is this even a question?

2. Your bestfriends? They are there when wanted. They are gone when I don’t want to see them. Just perfect…
3. Your hair? It’s ok. Caviar black. Or something like that…
4. Your mother? I have to admit that she is very smart. And I love her cause she’s my mother :>
5. Your father? Great. 100% opposite of my mother. That’s some sort of advantage…
6. Your favourite item? Fuck… I’m not saying that.
7. Your dream last night? I think my next GF entered my brain and controlled it for a while…
8. Your favourite drink? Hard to say… hmmm let’s be honest Jack…but wait. I like tea more!
9. Your dream car? Ferrari 458 Italia. Still if you ask me what car I’d buy if I’d have the money is definetly the Range Rover V8 Supercharged
10. The room you’re in? Living room.
11. Your ex? What about her?
12. Your fear? I’m afraid of things I can’t control.
13. What you want to be in 10 years? The youngest man who ever entered the top 100 rich people of the planet.
14. Who you hung out with last night? Last night I’ve lost hours trying to pass a fucking level in a fucking game. Now it’ dead…
15. What you’re not? What I don’t want to…
16. Mufiins? Yeah…
17. Time? 10:53 PM
18. The last thing you did? Wrote PM.
19. What are you wearing? Clothes!
20. your favourite weather? Sunny
21. Your favourite book? Wrong question. Try another one.
22. The last thing you ate? Now we are friends… some meat. 😀
23. Your life? I enjoy my life. It’s the only way I can pass its shit wholes.
24. Your mood? What about my mood?
25. Your body? Are you going to marry me or something?
26. What are you thimking about right now? Where is the end?!
27. Your car? Not yet. More to come…
28. What are you doing at the moment? I’m writing this, isn’t that obvios?!
29. Your summer? Hot and wet.
30. What color are your underwear? White.
31. What is the weather like? It’s night I don’t know…
32. When is the last time you laughed?I think a hour ago…
33. What is on your tv? A black screen waiting for me to change it after I finish this…
Oh great. It was the time…

Reteta de succes Cancan

Posted: Ianuarie 2, 2011 in Fără categorie
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N-am mai scris in ultima vreme pentru ca sunt prins cu alte lucruri, dar in mod special pentru ca sunt lenes. Oricum azi imi scaldam ochii pe site-uri mai cunoscute si am ajuns evident si la Cancan. Pe langa sanii care sunt deja monotoni si nu mai intereseaza pe nimeni super-ziaristii Cancanisti nu prea au nimic nou. Dar pentru ca si plozii lor cer mancare trebuie sa se intoarca in varianta pamanteana a iadului si sa gaseasca ceva bun de scris in redactie. Tocmai de aia in medie, 6/10 articole(asta deobicei pentru ca sunt situatii unde procentul asta se mareste) contin stiri despre sex sau care contin intr-o anumita masura sex. Exemplu:

Trecand peste cretinitatea stirilor se poate vedea limpede ca am dreptate.

Ma rog… 🙂